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I deleted my other tumblr account because of personal reasons but if you were one of my old follows don't be afraid to follow again.

I was born in NY but I move around alot and I am currently living in the wonderful sunshine state. I like Movies Music Girls Photos Photos of girls Girls etc. etc. Don't be afraid to talk to me or ask for my number - I don't bite.

girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
i just laughed my ass off at this
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mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
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chaseross: shamanjuice: Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.  HIS EYES

chaseross:

shamanjuice:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least. 

HIS EYES

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everybodyfalls: rinlockhart: bedlam-dreaming: porkchopinc: omg omg omg omg

everybodyfalls:

rinlockhart:

bedlam-dreaming:

porkchopinc:

omg

omg

omg

omg

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cataris: laughing-nancy: laughing-nancy: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES  her statuses :’D  i just spat all over the place

cataris:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:


OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES 

her statuses :’D 

i just spat all over the place

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wowfunniestposts:

funniest blog ever

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loveincolororg: I got this at Motor City Pride today and it made my day! Check out more LGBT Obama merch here!

loveincolororg:

I got this at Motor City Pride today and it made my day! Check out more LGBT Obama merch here!

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rocketgruntjessica:

Fuck all the stupid comments I am reblogging this from.

This is cute.

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